Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
Arctic Monkeys // I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor
Straight iced a motherfucker.
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow