The One True King.

Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Anonymous asked: thethrownthrone

Thats me.

Anonymous asked: I like going into Victoria's Secret, finding the sexiest piece of lingerie, holding it up, and whispering, "My daddy's gonna love it".

what

Actual Favorite Films - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

"I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me. Out of respect."

Anonymous asked: I think anon is just leading you on. What you need is a Real Man.

Yes. It is a complete mystery. I have no idea who it is, I am bewildered and stricken with mystery. So mysterious. Mystery.